I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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