Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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