this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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