Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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