Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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