Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
There's even glitter on my cock...
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