Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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