you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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