if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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