At least make sure they are 18
Why
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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