Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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