If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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