Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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