I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
don't judge my taste in strippers
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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