Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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