Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
