I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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