Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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