I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
