so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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