You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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