WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
