Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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