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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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