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Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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