just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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