i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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