Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
