My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
did you just send me my own nude
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
And Iām prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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