Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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