so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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