Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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