Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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