you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
