u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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