So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
