CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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