He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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