Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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