scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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