I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize
