I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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