what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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