Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I cut my penus on the lid.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
you never un-have a 4some
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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