if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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