i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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