Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My vagina is very pro this idea
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