Midget sex pt 2 tonight
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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