i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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