I wanna passion pit in your ass
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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