Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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