No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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