My girlfriend figured out who you are.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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