i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
