then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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